Never Chase a Man Sticker – Feminist Vinyl Sticker with Blue & Pink Egg – Round Waterproof Sticker with “The Egg Doesn’t Swim” Quote

Description

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, sis. This round Never Chase a Man sticker is your daily reminder not to chase a man. Featuring a soft blue-and-pink illustrated egg and a bold pink script message outlined in black, this design is cheeky, powerful, and just the right kind of petty.
Stick it wherever you need a little self-worth boost—or give it to a friend who needs to raise her standards. 💅

📏 Product Details:
Shape: Round
Size: Approx. 2″ diameter
Finish: Matte laminate for protection and durability.
Material: Premium vinyl sticker paper
Colors: Pastel pink, baby blue, black outline
Design: Original illustration with hand-lettered text
Water-resistant & scratch-resistant

💬 Use It On:
Laptop, phone case, journal, water bottle
Bathroom mirror (a daily reminder 🪞)
Gift for your BFF, sister, or your newly single self
Vision board, feminist sticker collection, or anywhere that deserves a little attitude

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
Made to last: Weatherproof & sealed for durability
Handmade in Maryland with original art
Bold message + soft color palette = ✨unbothered energy✨
Ships fast, wrapped with care

Gives “feminine rage, but make it cute” energy